jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
(Source: silkbone, via high-blogging)
You made the JACKHAMMER.
While it’s not an entirely useful weapon, it makes a statement.
That statement is THE PARTY DON’T START ‘TIL YOU WALK IN.
(via nagitokomaeda-san)
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via wally-where-are-you)
There’s no point in ever taking another roller coaster picture again, because this is the best.
I LAUGHED SO HARD
(via wally-where-are-you)
For the ladies...
My penis…
hey man is it okay if i change the radio station
(Source: alexmogle, via nagitokomaeda-san)
(via nagitokomaeda-san)
one time in eight grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted to buy it and he was like sure so i sold it to him for 30 dollars
(via nagitokomaeda-san)
